Yes, because other people with dogs and children don't live on busy streets. You are the only ones.

Yes moving is easy. You know what people are always talking about whenever the conversation is about easy things? Moving. Some people say "take it easy" but I say "take it moving" because what's the difference.

Now you're infringing on America's right to complain about things they should have considered before.

If you don't want to be bothered by tourists, how about NOT buying a house next to a tourist attraction?

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

So if there's profanity/obscenity on air, the station itself is fined by the FCC, and not the individual, correct? If so, I would've cursed until the power was shut off.

I lol'd. Very solid work.

When reached for comment, Satan (aka Vladimir Putin) said that he has "no idea what the gates of hell were doing in the Perm region and that they were not authorized to be anywhere near that part of Russia".

*No Corvettes were harmed during the making of this sinkhole.

I can channel Kurt Wallander now!

Why are you so proud to state, on Gizmodo, that you use adblock on Gizmodo? It's essentially saying, "Hey guys, keep writing stuff for me and never ever make any money off of me, even though by coming back and reading regularly it I show that I enjoy your content." Advertising is a huge chunk of Giz's revenue. I will…

I'm sorry. I had to stop reading at "teledildonics" because:

"Reading the article is hard so I decided to talk about something totally unrelated because the world needs to be exposed to my pearls of wisdom. Check out my youtube comments for more!"

This graph is horribly flawed. It's using a ranking of the intelligence of dogs which was predicated entirely on obedience. Which is why all the hounds take a massive hit on the chart. Just because they don't listen doesn't make them dumb.

Is that a cat?

OK, here's the deal. You're welcome to use the comments to call me an idiot, a hateful little man, The Real Racist, whatever. But, please cool it with the "DURR THAT MOM IS HOT I'D BANG HER" takes, OK? That shit is gross, and I'm gonna ban you if you post it here.

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