Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

So if there's profanity/obscenity on air, the station itself is fined by the FCC, and not the individual, correct? If so, I would've cursed until the power was shut off.

"Reading the article is hard so I decided to talk about something totally unrelated because the world needs to be exposed to my pearls of wisdom. Check out my youtube comments for more!"

Golden Retriever Gifs!

Anyone who thinks PATRICK SWAYZE was at any point hotter than BRAD PITT is just...

OK, here's the deal. You're welcome to use the comments to call me an idiot, a hateful little man, The Real Racist, whatever. But, please cool it with the "DURR THAT MOM IS HOT I'D BANG HER" takes, OK? That shit is gross, and I'm gonna ban you if you post it here.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

Worst Family? Oh, we do beg to differ...

My cat hates mostly everything, including me. He loves my Padad though, as you can see here.

#3 is pretty much the only ACCEPTABLE item on this list.

ok #3 is understandable though.

This was mine.

My face during that video.

Oh, fuck off.

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You forgot paper bags!

Me too. Must've hired some youths or something.

I AM AT A QUANDARY