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As a longtime married, who would marry my husband all over again, I’ve learned something really important:
CNN: Whitesplaining the news for 34 years.
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The absolute citywide tragedy and outpouring of pain all over the streets in Baltimore last night was another…
To begin, the briefest of rants. A few years ago, I got one of these Crock-Pot Little Dipper dealies as a gift. The…
I had a friend try to use me as her moral compass the other day. I just laughed at this joke. I am no one’s moral compass.
No, please stay! That was brilliant!
Oh my God that was awful! Thank you!
It’s called “grit” now. So it’s totally fine.
I’m glad the kid is okay for now. With parents like that, the child is in for a rough time.
Oh, c’mon. That builds character.
Today in bad parenting news: Yesterday a toddler fell into the cheetah pit at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. It…
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Former Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil sang the "Star Spangled Banner" at a recent Las Vegas Outlaws AFL game,…
How were gifs not even a separate option? If memes include gifs, that right there is a solid contender. I mean I still prefer netflix, but memes got heart.
One does not simply get out
WHO THE FUCK KEPT VOTING FOR MEMES
get out.
I must be doing it wrong because it's my ongoing list of fun projects that is requiring me to make all of my purchases.
*insert gif of Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder captioned with "You never go full Fallon."*
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I have not yet been blessed with the pleasure of seeing Mariah Carey in concert, though I've heard its quite the…