Yeah, for all we know, he might not even be the father. She might be a cheetah.

Cosby to the world: "I'm far from finished!"

its kind of like how comcast knows it sucks and doesnt care because its 1000% revenue generation and all engrossing like the eye of sauron

his face! it's back!

Fabio, for all his immense fame, simply has not been on that large a percentage of the romance novel covers through history

The difference is that in real life, there aren't morons sitting on park benches watching the mentally disturbed homeless guy with the cart and saying, "you know, Hal, he's got a point. His worldview totally reinforces my own!"

Uh.

OH MY GOD DONNIE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT HIGH AND ATE ALL THE CANNED TUNA AGAIN. I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE LAST TIME, OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO FIND SOME OTHER COUSIN WHO HAS A SHELL YOU CAN CRAWL INTO.

sweet dreams, y'all

OMG this is gold.

You know, I've been scared to mess with color mixing after the last debacle. Apparently, burnt sienna isn't a good color on me. :)

I'd like some pro tips on maintaining home hair color. Natural blonde who's rocking the Feria #56 (Brilliant Bordeaux). Love it, but about 2 weeks out, the roots are weird. Halp!

I've not had any complaints. high fives!

you're not a lowlife, just a human. welcome, human. here's to better banging in the future.

fixed that for you.

so what I'm taking away from this is:

Hey, if you put your cock in me, I definitely feel entitled to your Frosted Shreddies.

All these entries just say one thing to me:

seriously. the thirst in that one is great.