My cat hates mostly everything, including me. He loves my Padad though, as you can see here.

#3 is pretty much the only ACCEPTABLE item on this list.

ok #3 is understandable though.

This was mine.

My face during that video.

Oh, fuck off.

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You forgot paper bags!

Me too. Must've hired some youths or something.

I AM AT A QUANDARY

Try Jennifer Lawrence?

Perfect gif is perfect.

Dear Brides: I hate weddings. Truly, I do. Showers too. When you're looking to trim the invitation list, please scratch my name off first. I'm sure you'll be as relieved as I'll be. You don't want me showing up, getting too drunk too early, and hitting on all the men, even your weird Uncle Charlie, and all the married…

The wedding industrial complex is so bat shit crazy in this country that it took me an embarrassing 3/4 of the article to realize that it's a joke. I thought she was being serious. People seriously think like this. People are seriously the worst.

Or be an adult and just get married at the courthouse and don't waste money?

The million dollar question.

Wait, you're saying that because I'm 34 I don't count as young anymore? damn you erin!

Plus, when it comes to Madonna and her brother, the narrative always seems to be framed around the idea that she can somehow fix his problems because she has tons of money (and is therefor an evil bitch who hasn't used her money to do so yet). Addiction cannot be wiped away just because you millions of dollars.

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.