Nothing's going to change until those four words are removed from our currency.

So you're telling me that this had to go all the way to the fucking Supreme Court of the United States of America, land of the free or whatever where it is the year two thousand and fucking fourteen, to decree that a fake health clinic is not allowed to not tell women that they are fake.

I saw a drunk dude wearing a striped poncho and a tacky sombrero + a gunslinger type belt that held plastic shotglasses trying to hail a taxi.

He dropped/stepped on his hat, stooped to retrieve it and haphazardly placed the crushed sombrero back on his head, then he removed the last empty shotglass from his belt and…

This... This is what I'm talking about. This is what I mean when I'm talkin' about time, and death, and futility. all right there are broader ideas at work, mainly what is owed between us as a society for our mutual illusions. 14 straight hours of staring at DB's, these are the things ya think of. You ever done that?…

Kirk gravely underestimated how awful a bunch of 18 year olds with their first shot at freedom could be.

It's true. I put on the outfit, and was like, hey, wait a second, I'm not 8 anymore. Why am I doing this?

Kirk sounds like a shining exemplar of assertiveness.

One guy got busted by the RA on the day after Halloween, dressed as a pirate swigging Captain. Guy stayed in character. 'Arrrrrrggg' and 'Write up' were thrown around a lot. Captain Tim, you forever have my respect. RA Kirk, you were destined to lose that fight.

gawker art has been PERFECT lately and tara is a huuuuge part of that

There are people protesting? The fuck is wrong with people man?

Those media and protestors should go home and reconsider their life choices.

This stuff is internet gold, and what memes are made of.

Let's really celebrate.

I can't wait till these hit craigslist in the free or $50 pleasegetitoutofmyhouse section

This article doesn't seem to consider how many people remain in relationships because it's easy or comfortable in spite of not being in love or loving that person. Ideally if one isn't in love with their mate they should break up and have the strength of character to be single for a time. But I've found that many…

I misread the title as why it may not pay to steal someone else's panther, which I felt was fairly self-explanatory.