How to train your cat: Observe what your cat likes to do. Pretend that's what you wanted your cat to do. DONE.

What on earth does this have to with Milania...she is a little girl.

"Guess what I have in my hands?"

The hilllllls are aliiiiiive, with the smell of cork soles...

My dream job would be to work in the makeup department on this show, but I think it would take the googly moogly out of the show for me to see a zombie sipping a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Yeah, I got that too. But the pic BrianD posted below works in Google Images, and you can get a name easily from there.

I don't even understand what he's mad about

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

Oh thank God, it's the moment nobody knew we were waiting for!

About Mr Trump's opinion on anything

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.

It's unfortunate that he wasn't drunk enough to do the latter.

if a dude is too drunk and rapes he was too drunk to know what he's doing

Sure, the students are mad now but wait until they see the sweet dunk tank the University has set up.

I would call her more of a "stalker" than a "date."