Whoa, that's like a high school wood shop teacher's hand!!

He's also short, which is a bit unconventional.

Ok, but who among us can truly say they've never wanted to set someone on fire?

Well, the number of REPORTED rapes say very little about the number of rapes committed and rape culture in the area. Actually, you could read more into a countys sexuall abuse history when rapes do not get reported. But you knew that, right? Educated as you are.

Can June go to prison for child endangerment??

Radcliffe shoots and scores. Well said.

How to train your cat: Observe what your cat likes to do. Pretend that's what you wanted your cat to do. DONE.

And possibly some male ones too.

What on earth does this have to with Milania...she is a little girl.

"Guess what I have in my hands?"

The hilllllls are aliiiiiive, with the smell of cork soles...

My dream job would be to work in the makeup department on this show, but I think it would take the googly moogly out of the show for me to see a zombie sipping a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Yeah, I got that too. But the pic BrianD posted below works in Google Images, and you can get a name easily from there.

I don't even understand what he's mad about

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

Oh thank God, it's the moment nobody knew we were waiting for!

About Mr Trump's opinion on anything

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.