Sure, the students are mad now but wait until they see the sweet dunk tank the University has set up.

I'm pretty excited. Sleater-Kinney is one of my favorite bands and I saw them live four or five times between 2002 and 2005. I've also followed their separate musical careers in the Corin Tucker Band and Wild Flag. (My biggest worry is will there be more Wild Flag music ever? I know that's completely fan entitlement.)

no Portland show? It's like a Portlandia sketch come to life!

I would call her more of a "stalker" than a "date."

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

Or: PARADical - how a weekly pop culture magazine drove social change in the 90's.

fun fact it is legal to murder this person

If he made it Helvetica, he'd be a millionaire.

Wendy Williams is just the worst talkshow host ever. Even her interviewees always seem bored. 'What happened to Stan in Will & Grace'? Is it 2001?

I actually love the idea of her keeping the money rather than helping conservative candidates win. Carry on, hockey mom!

Every turd should be like a submarine IMO. Quiet, heavy, sleek. No Splash Zone

ON A RELATED NOTE — Back in the day, I used to work in a sex shop in Texas back when such establishments were not technically, legally supposed to exist. For example, if you purchased a toy, your receipt would read 'marital aid'; we would be secretly shopped every once in awhile by a state employee for enforcement…

GOD PUTIN IS SUCH A CUNTFUCKPENISFACE UGH

Christy Mack is a fucking hero for being so open about her ordeal and her road to recovery. She is helping a lot of people with her willingness to share, and I hope she knows that.

Like Gollums of the internet they love and hate the porn as they love and hate themselves.

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.