It's unfortunate that he wasn't drunk enough to do the latter.

if a dude is too drunk and rapes he was too drunk to know what he's doing

I liked Terra Nova, but I could have just been blinded by the fact it had dinosaurs

Sure, the students are mad now but wait until they see the sweet dunk tank the University has set up.

Out of college is the perfect time to be living in a small place. You don't have as much stuff so you won't to spend much in furnishing when you live there.

I (for one) look forward to our distopian future!

To be honest, I would love to be able to buy a microapartment by my work, and just sleep there some weeknights. Would be easier on the commute, I could sleep in later, and it would just make my life a little bit easier.

How many square feet do your intrigues take up?

I'm pretty excited. Sleater-Kinney is one of my favorite bands and I saw them live four or five times between 2002 and 2005. I've also followed their separate musical careers in the Corin Tucker Band and Wild Flag. (My biggest worry is will there be more Wild Flag music ever? I know that's completely fan entitlement.)

no Portland show? It's like a Portlandia sketch come to life!

Ebola's just not terribly contagious overall. Note that none of Duncan's family were infected. It's just that the hospital he ended up in was incredibly incompetent and had people treating an end-stage patient who was leaking body fluids everywhere with no protective gear, for days.

I would call her more of a "stalker" than a "date."

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

Or: PARADical - how a weekly pop culture magazine drove social change in the 90's.

fun fact it is legal to murder this person

If he made it Helvetica, he'd be a millionaire.

Every turd should be like a submarine IMO. Quiet, heavy, sleek. No Splash Zone