ON A RELATED NOTE — Back in the day, I used to work in a sex shop in Texas back when such establishments were not technically, legally supposed to exist. For example, if you purchased a toy, your receipt would read 'marital aid'; we would be secretly shopped every once in awhile by a state employee for enforcement…

"no vaseline isn't home right now would u like to leave a message"

Not only that, being late with no prior notice is a power play. It's the attempt to 'prove' that you're more powerful than the person you're meeting with by forcing them to wait to meet with you.

GOD PUTIN IS SUCH A CUNTFUCKPENISFACE UGH

Hey Jude

remember

hey jude

Christy Mack is a fucking hero for being so open about her ordeal and her road to recovery. She is helping a lot of people with her willingness to share, and I hope she knows that.

Like Gollums of the internet they love and hate the porn as they love and hate themselves.

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

Try harder Paris...

His response is perfect. It's like walking around town holding a dildo and when anyone says "What the fuck, thats a dick" you say, "Nope, you see a dick because thats your issue, to me its a stick."

I was expecting a different Paris, too.

This is not the article I was expecting.

Nobody cares about your (tiny) stupid boner.

I swear guns are the American Crucifix. So sick of gun worship. At least the bag isn't as bad (well a smidgen not as bad) as the "Got Ammo" tshirts I saw twice worn by 2 thirtysomething white men at 2 different fleamarkets.

I don't think that applies here. My question to you is this. If there is a center lane road hog, or a clueless ignorant driver who is clearly impeding traffic, and police never ticket those who impede or those who pass on the right, then what do you do? This is a North American question as my experiences in EU have…

this has nothing to do with overtaking, vs not overtaking, anyone.

goodbye