Great plot for Criminal Minds.

The Illuminati Space Time Continuum. It's a Good/GOOP thing.

You are Martha Fucking Stewart. Why is Gwyneth Paltrow even showing up on your radar?

Today is National Coming Out Day.

Yeah, I was seriously expecting that to be the question when I clicked. I would have been disappointed by that, but I'm even more disappointed it's not that.

My abusive then-girlfriend (I'm a woman) was a month away from moving in with me when she told me that she was having "feelings" for someone else, a friend of hers. She said nothing had happened, but she was now doubting our relationship. Cue a month-long hellish ordeal where we break up, get back together, break up,…

Okay. So it's funny now, but at the time it was infuriating.

One day I overheard a girl yelling at a boy on the (pay)phone with the same name as my boyfriend. Being a one stoplight town, I was curious and asked her his last name. Turns out, she was yelling at her/my boyfriend. We hitchhiked to his house (with a super creepy dude) and upon knocking on the door, discovered he was…

I shoved my wedding ring down my exes throat!

One of my exes was into medieval reenactment and at one point bought me a throwing axe, which I got to be pretty good at. When I dumped him, he went to my room and grabbed it, then fell to his knees baring his throat and offering it to me while begging me to "end it now." I laughed so hard I staggered backwards and…

Is that better or worse than a post-it?

it's to tear down women they want so bad, and can never get, and just gross bragging rights to their troll cave friends

"THIS is why us rubes don't mind our flyover states as much as you'd imagine..."

Hasn't Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar and been nominated more than once and won several golden globes or something? I'm pretty sure her career was doing pretty well on its on before this.

I wasn't thinking it was one in the pink one in the stink. I thought he was doing bottom fingers in and top fingers on the clit.

And yet we are still bullshitted with the insta-orgasm. Fuck you, TV and film orgasms.

I know, it's a real... shocker.

Evan Peters fingerbanging. Yup.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Reading, reading, reading: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND?!?