whatever it is, it's probably not invisible.

they all look pretty young. my guess is he started out with one, and she got knocked up. instant kitten funtimes!

is it possible that you're having a reaction to something in your diet? asking because your pal Paleo had some wicked bad adult acne on my face, chest and back until the ripe old age of 28. went to the doctor saying "a) am i crazy? i'm tired of feeling crazy, and b) what the SHIT is going on with my skin?" up until…

um, that sounds like the best sex ever, actually.

seriously! it's like painting a fake door on the side of your house because you like the lines. women's clothing designers: idiots or sadists? discuss!

godDAMNit i wish people would stop cutting onions in the office. i mean, seriously.

beautifully written review. really delicious for the eyes, thanks so much!

here's hoping this heralds the end of hunting season on young black men in Florida. christ.

"All Day" came about when the first 5 orders of grilled salmon order came in at once and the chef told the fish guy he'd be grilling "all day." it's a nice image because it effectively communicates that the fish guy is going to be unavailable for quite a while.

omg. same. a face-Kegel, too:

As part of proper open relationship etiquette, Hockey and Bigelow make sure that all of their prospective partners are in good health before getting more intimate with them:

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous.

thanks! every word is true, i swear.

glad you enjoyed it! Shonda and i both laugh about it to this day. (she's married to an awesome man, now, who is gainfully employed, funny as hell, and doesn't have a meth problem.)

My friend and I are 18 when she gets engaged to a boy (that's seriously what he was, despite his age) - we'll call her "Shonda" and him "Frank."

"There is nothing funny about putting an avocado in your vagina."

man. i don't get verklempt over sports very often. but seriously...

that said, i would watch the shit out of some True Detectives staring Mara and Page. two of the most haunted-looking, talented actresses in showbiz today.

My parents gave me this book, Where Did I Come From, when I was four. It's awesome because it's very upfront and body-positive, shows naked people in a completely unsexual but also unclinical way. It got praise from Dr. Spock.