oh btw i believe that's a baby goat. Detective Jonathan "Kid" Cloven.
personally, i'm even more excited about butt futures. because butt potentiality!
this show is not for ladies
the lamb is the third cop. Detective Fleecer.
amen, sister!
pro tip: if you're dating men in Portland who are younger than 35 years old or so, you're probably dating down.
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i'll bring the litter of kittens!
i love all the comments on this article that imply that making your own breakfast is So Super Hard. i enjoy a sausage/egg/cheese english muffin regularly because i'm willing to take 20 minutes a couple of times a week to prep:
BRB, guys, my mom's in the pokey and i gotta go bail her out again.
my guess is he tried to nurse. on the wrong part.
oh man. that tiny puppy who gets catapulted - dogapulted? - out of frame. i die.
oh my god. i just played this video on my laptop and apparently my sound was turned up a little higher than i'd thought, because when Cat #2 was all WHAT THE FUCK, CAT #1, my poor Q Cat jumped straight up in the air from his napping position and did a full on Scooby Doo-style, 2-second air paddle before sprinting, in…
what the shit, people? what do you think this is, Greyhound?
i'm a 38H and i HATE my boobs. HATE them. they get in my way when i try to do anything. they fucking suck. thinking about them makes me mad. they are heavy, they give me terrible back pain, and they're so big that i think they're actually kind of a turn off. that whole comment about "changing out of her bra" really…
"Boys of Summer," by Don Henley. Soundtrack to one of my earliest sexual experiences involving a mallet from a child's glockenspiel.