that's not really what astrology posits, i mean modern astrology acknowledges explicitly that it's a metaphorical language and not to be treated literally. but yeah, there are assholes out there who use a misinterpreted statement about astronomical positioning to justify their self-centeredness. and your comment is…

Leto's package.

your move, Leto

ooo! 86% match!

sorry, i want to like it, but it's like Mulleavy sisters went in on an eight together and marathoned Game of Thrones while chowing down on special brownies and playing with their colored pencils.

he'll be using his own nude selfies

say what you want about punters, but i don't know very many people who could take a kick in the face and still have the eggs to grab the other dude's leg even as he was leaping over their falling body as it slammed into the ground.

i have some bad news.

still. i'd hate to be around when it got mad. i'd hate to see it lose its tempura.

you could always shout, "Penny Marshall, STOP!" firstly, all they're going to hear is "marshall," and secondly, impersonating Penny Marshall isn't a crime. i think.

everyone who regrets deleting their Facebook account, raise your hand.

man, that's really too bad. about her pinky.

http://goo.gl/5p0WNT

getting rejected??!? huh. wonder why.

I found some here via the Googles. Though the same search also yielded this, which may be more appropriate if she doesn't get that contracting work done in time:

The options were a little scat

Sloth.

Fritz Liedtke is an awesome photographer based out of Portland who did an entire series on freckles. Definitely worth checking out:

better pancake breakfast than spaghetti dinner. just sayin'.