I kind of figured that was what was happening when the magical distraction went south.

The ol’ “They can’t fire me. I quit!” defense.

The Kanye formerly known as an artist.

They’ve done it a couple times. I remember Teddy was decorating the neighbor’s storefront in that Halloween Episode, and I believe the health club next door that they joined and immediately regretted also had a pun name in the opening credits.

There was one more Burger of the Day in Bob’s dream. The Cucumber Night’s Brie-eam.

Mr. Immortal is exactly the kind of Marvel D-Lister I was hoping this show would dredge up. My absolute favorite thing about Slott’s She-Hulk run was how he would pull some of the greatest oddball characters out of Marvel obscurity and I want more of that here!

I was always pleasantly surprised when it was renewed. I love it, but I can see how it might have a hard time drawing a crowd.

This leads to revelations about what Dave Coulier and his girlfriend(s) may do in any given theater, and I do not care for this knowledge.

It’s a Sith thing. If she lives, she’ll be useful because she’s gonna be mad at Obi Wan for talking her into trying this. If she dies- oh well.

A question: How impressed with an actress’ or actor’s performance must one be before they deserve basic human respect?

In a way, aren’t we ALL lost in the Star Wars Universe?

I have a theory that when people complain about bad CGI, what they’re really experiencing is their brain’s refusal to cope with what it’s looking at, because what it’s looking at shouldn’t be.

I think you have to be in the right mood to enjoy Carnage. I can see myself watching it in the wrong mindset and thinking it was just awful, but I saw it with my heart open to its goofiness and I loved it.

Too.. hot.. to... hannnndle... Too... Cold... to hoooooold..

Someone hasn’t found Mumble Mode over in the cheats menu...

I’m getting the vibes of those little 500-shovelware-games handhelds (Plus Burgertime and Bad Dudes) you can pick up for $20 at Walgreens.

I thought if any footage from a movie passed the Bechdel test, the movie passed the Bechdel test. If you’re looking for 100% Bechdel, you’re going to have a very chatty movie where not much happens.

There is strong ALF DNA with Roger (Before they decided he can just wear disguises and go wherever he wants.)

I hold out hope that Evolution will rise as a cult classic, now that people are going to be binging his catalog.

He’s 2050 years old, if you want to get pedantic.