This reeks of salary negotiation. We’ve seen this many times over on the Simpsons. They’re not gonna move forward without DeMaggio. Not if they don’t want to get off on the wrong foot with the fans.

More and more my response to these things is not, “How could they!?” and not “Good for them!” It’s, “Well this is gonna be exhausting.”

My first time playing Wordle, I decided it would be cute to start with "Guess." The Ss were correct, and the U was in the wrong spot. The only word I could think of was Truss. Got it in 2. Deciding I will never do any better than that, I stopped playing, undefeated.

Cumberbatch’s Grinch movie is a pretty pleasant watch and manages to nail the tone and spirit of the book. It’s not spectacular, but it’s not horrible. A typical Illumination-Grade movie.

The Halloween special wasn’t great, but on a recent rewatching, I had to cackle at the little running gag, “I have to use the euphemi…

I need to get this Hades monkey off my back. I beat it, then I beat it again and again and again until I got the credits, but it seems I’m not quite done yet and there is story yet to uncover. True to the spirit of the game, I’m going to do this as many times as it takes, but I hope I get there soon, because I have a…

I’ve never heard of the Last Duel, so that might be a small part of it.

AV Club seems to be pushing the narrative that nobody liked Ghostbusters or Cowboy Bebop this weekend, but that just doesn’t line up with my own experience.

The line gets cut off in the trailer to make it sound much more abrupt. The full line is something more like, "You've reached Ray's Occult Book Shop. We're closed."

I would argue that, against all odds, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles often does very well in live action.

I want the show to be like the Dan Slott run and just dig up all the most insane Marvel D-listers and give them a spotlight.

Oh no! This Marvel movie feels just like a Marvel movie!

Hot take: If he slows himself down just a touch, he’s actually got just about the right voice chops for Garfield.

Horror movies don’t scare me so much as frustrate me. In many, many horror movies, the monster/killer/entity relies on its victims exercising bad judgement. Often repeatedly. Either that, or they just do awful things until it’s clear that karma’s gonna take them out. Eventually, I’m like, “just kill the poor schmucks…

Slap a dollar bill over the baby’s doodle. Now you have double-satire on your cover! You’re welcome, Nirvana.

It’s also one of the best selling albums of all time, so lack of scarcity will probably keep the price from getting driven up. What ‘90s teen DOESN’T have a copy of this sitting around. (I don’t, but I’m not cool.)

If you invest in a Hyperkin Supaboy, you can play US, PAL, and Japanese cartridges! Plus it’s got a screen so you can play them portably, or hook them up to become a console. It even has old school controller plugs for that purpose. It’s how I’ve been delving into Terranigma. 

There was a man who knew how to tell an old-school joke.

It’s in the Happy Meals right now, which is how I found out about it, and there was a moment where I wondered if McDonald's was going particularly dark for Halloween this year and killing Ronald McDonald.

I hate to give props to silly trailer taglines, but I have to give it up for “This holiday season, the best gifts come with a bow.”

I was about halfway through the episode before I realized why they made Okoye one of the survivors.