Today I learned:

Mostly all of the entries are songs directed at other artists. But a list with an anti-critic theme compiled by critics sounds like it could be pretty interesting.

It's like Metallica's Reload, except instead of cum, it's Adam Sandler and David Spade.

But he's still eligible to serve as president. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though, A.V. Club.

Thanks, CC. I get by with what I can.

Fuckin' lying Disqus.

I'm early this time. I haven't had first post in a while. Sorry, folks.

"You have a problem with ISIS, you have a bigger problem with China."
"No, China still cool."

I saw A Serious Man with my girlfriend at the time, who was unimpressed. I thought of hiring a prostitute to watch it with me, but who can afford that?

Why is this so exciting? Didn't he join in on tambourine with The Beach Boys performing their popular hit "Kokomo"?

Gosh durn it, another utterance of the word "frŏnd" (friend, not Frond) in a popular tv show. I guess it's a word now.

But he was in friggin' Going Clear.

I see a lot of pun thread potential here and no pun threads.

What did reality shows ever do to deserve such slander?

I try to be nice on GJIs. People work really hard on those.

Eat a microwave pizza. Wait, did you say out?

Hmm. Reality shows are preposterous, some of them extremely so. That's neat.

*rubs eyes*
Well, I am very pro-link. I like the format change-up.

Prescient.