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According to the original contract between Wu-Tang and the album’s prospective buyer, the album could have been publicly released (for free) on one condition: the album’s physical disc must be “heisted” away from Shkreli by a) any member or members of Wu-Tang Clan, past or present and/or b) Bill Murray.

The same people who say “get over it” when classrooms full of children are slaughtered are now combing through social media posts to make sure everyone thinks this specific instance of gun violence is the one we need to burn the Constitution over.

If their inevitable next show doesn’t open with “Kyle Quit the Band” I will be supremely disappointed.

For the 80's, he was “America’s Gay Best Friend”. He was incredibly funny, impossibly sweet, and while he was of that last generation of gay stars that were overtly gay without explicitly being gay, he was as open as pretty anybody that successful could’ve been. He made hundreds of millions of dollars (and he was shock

Say what you will about how diet and fitness have evolved over time, but Richard Simmons was the rare gem that actually gave a crap about actually helping folks get healthy and happy. Sweatin to the Oldies and all his videos/ specials were filled with real people who were there to get active in whatever way they could

I will always stick with games I can buy, play, and fully explore. Pay for a product, get the product.

See, now this really does feel like the AV Club of yore. An article where the writer has clearly had to suffer, significantly, for many many hours, in order to put together a retrospective that’s so much more insightful than the relative crap it’s covering deserves that the contrast is staggering.

you dodged a bullet; acting is an explicit violation of the rules of pictionary.

Make the Pictionary movie an adaptation of the NES game *but* you have to include the music from the NES game.

You joke, but the company that makes the game has officially renamed it to just “Catan” because they were worried about the colonial implications of “Settlers”.

3 hours of colonial peasants in bright primary colors swapping logs and heaps of stone, with a soundtrack of almost constant Hans Zimmer orchestra stings

Underrated 

I thought the same thing, which is why I am proceeding with my 8 hour long epic about colonialism based on Settlers of Catan.   In a world where every one needs wood, one man is willing to trade his sheep to get it!

Why does Vhagar, the largest dragon, not simply eat the other dragons?

Normally I question the necessity of some of his in-jokes, especially for insignificant footnote characters or houses. That said, when I read that House Wyl of Not Appearing In A Song Of Ice And Fire was given a black adder as a sigil I did appreciate the shout-out to my favorite British comedy.

I get having in jokes, but I don’t know this one falls flat to me.

I don’t think the reasoning is anything other than GRRM having a bit of fun while naming a few of hundreds, if not thousands, of characters in his books and lore.

That sounds like a perfect ‘workshopping’ set up for jokes.

With PlayStation friends like those, who needs PlayStation enemies?