Streamed Hamms, you say?

With every project I ask myself is this essential? Is there something original to say here, does the universe want me to do this? Regretfully, I’m announcing I will not be going forward with my Pictionary movie.

This is how 90% of my PlayStation friends reply when I try to make a joke.

By that logic, there doesn't need to be a law against bestiality porn or Jeff Dunham specials.

So he probably won’t have me flayed or anything. I don’t know, still doesn’t sound like much of a cool hang.

A thing I thought was neat that may or may not be making it into the show, was the tragedy of Arryk and Erryk becoming the biggest hit song in the realm until “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” eventually comes along.

I love all the kicks, the karate moves you made so famous, and if I had another father I’d want to have you be my father because I love the way you'd make me grow up.

“Doing his part to." Wordplay! Used to be a popular thing here.

In 50 years, people who loved Ed Sheeren music in their youth will certainly remember it. That’s kind of how it works, whetever you were listening to as your mind and genitalia were developing rapidly sort of just gets etched in your brain, and for many, becomes the golden standard of what music should be.

Not gonna lie, there was something informative about a new Succession episode (i.e. I learned the word “fungible” a month before the general public) and I wouldn’t have minded it devolve into a soapy self-parody just to provide me with an easy source to find out about things before they’re ”cool.”

How would that work anyway? The ones carrying out the punishment would then themselves have to be punished. He's basically saying he wants everyone in the world to be raped.

I would copypaste the passage I and anyone paying attention has a major issue with, but it’s blocked by a videos tab my Consumer Cellular phone can’t unfreeze.

There's a time-tested method to getting people to care about milk. First you take an Alexander Hamilton scholar, fill their mouth with peanut butter...

Not counting the Dornish going all Viet Cong and resisting conquest for several decades.

This seems like the sort of cast that should just keep doing the same show, with different settings, characters, and storylines. The script doesn’t have to be that good. They could do a remake of Small Wonder. I’ll watch it.

No RIP for the convicted murderer? What, you want him to keep murdering in the afterlife?

Logan “accidentally” strikes one of his descendants around episode 5 or 6.

Yes, that sweet Laurel Canyon sound was a product of nepotism.

Happy birthdays, Sister Rosetta Tharpe and Fats Domino. Who’s this Elvis guy?

I'm looking for a disappointing episode of a show about horses.