Twirling in pants? Does it still work?

I already have that in my life, but there's never any twirling involved.

Too late for me on that one I'm afraid.

The thought passed through my head once ten years ago when I was looking at a dress in a thrift store. It seemed kind of weird at the time but not so much now.

That makes two of us.

I don't know how much of the sentiment is coming from a place of sexism, or a betrayal of my secret envy of successful absurdist comedians.

If that became accepted truth, comedic drag would be taboo. I don't know how I'd feel about living in a world without Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, or Tyler Perry.

Girls get to be pretty, guys don't get to.

I'm a little curious to know what it'd be like to be pretty. I'm not going to do it, but I like how it's okay to do now.

We barely have enough enough time in the day to feel sad about Bowie being gone.

The A.V. Club

Cities have horses!

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This Drumpf is a drain. All this entertainment, all this imagining apocalyptic scenarios. How exhausting.

I don't understand your generation and your Pornhub search terms.

The Drumpf extension works on this site?

Looks like he sent The Sandman back in time and shot it in the face.

I wish I could afford the top-shelf misery porn.

Yeh, 25 years too fucking late.