Hey there, Skunk. Not because of the dancing rats, because I haven't seen you in a while.

Yeh. I'd go even nicer: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is at times not even a guilty pleasure.

I still remember the day I found out The Onion had been discontinued in my city.

44 upotes? Gosh, anti-Fallon sentiment is strong here. He's not that bad. Pretty bad in comparison to Coco I guess, but still. I posted a little joke about an Evangelical being a hypocrite over at Breitbart and only got 5 upvotes. If they were as passionate about Freedom as you all are about late night TV, maybe we…

*turns on radio*

I know. You're a talk show host, not a studio audience member. HA HA HA!

21 Men in Blackstreet… sounds like a sure thing.

Nope, and I'm not very good at researching. This isn't it, is it?
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

AH DAG

♫I believe that TV is our future…

No, thank you.

Sean Connery.

pick a song to parody and stick with it

I, for one, like comedy snobbery.

Oh no, is it going to be true-to-life? This is going to be hard to stomach.

Yeah, I like how they bring the food to you on rollerskates.

All of the above.

Off-topic. I just saw San Andreas and couldn't believe the boobage. If I had seen it as a masturbating 14-year-old it would've been perfect, but it was just weird.

NO A.V. CLUB

I'm gonna.