Netflix star selling wine

The State had a really good sketch about cursing without using curse words.

I'm not old enough to enjoy text-based adventure humor.

I'm not old enough to enjoy text-based adventure humor.

I'm looking forward to seeing this in a Mazda commercial.

But will the movie have tits?

I was just being grandiloquent.

"my .friend's mate Is getting 98^. HOURLY. on the internet."….

That fucking Hershey's commercial, it's on every channel. So oppressive.

It's true, it's true! We're so lame.

And what's the deal with porno?

I'm an active-Judy servicemember.

You're a Puss Xanderer.

I'm a BrigaGreer General.

Save me, Ibis!

*nickering*

My current salary is less than 4300 dollars each week. Over a year ago I was in the same condition , jobless and bn no bank credit. Thanks to one of my friends gisappointed horse who showed me a way where I was able to gather myself and making average of 59 upvotes/h. So it can change your life as it has changed mine.

The Blacklist not good enough for italics, eh?

Carrot Top was in that movie, I forgot. And he wins a "best comic in Vegas" award every year. Those "they're probably working at Burger King" jokes don't work anymore. If you were somebody once, can pass a physical and show up for work on time, you're still somebody.
Carrot Top's real name is Scott Thompson? No shit.

I copy and pasted that into google just to make sure you're not fucking with me. You are not fucking with me. You're here from downtown.