That's funny, because I've done real cocaine with a guy who was in a real band and looked like Ray Romano.

Snow Age

Half of it's made-up.

Going to a bar and playing a fun "kill yourself"-themed game with hip youngsters would be a little grating. I'll stick with staying in and talking myself out of it.

Fuck it.

Yep. Key and Peele write good.

The pig says. "My wife is a slut."

It's in the movie—done.

So what's wrong with y'all? Y'all are looking like a bunch of sad sacks. This is GB3, people. We writing Ghostbusters 3. It should be a party, with pizza and anchovies, pineapple. Just come on. Lift up the spirits.

…So I'm the only one who noticed that Alfred is aging?

Hey neat-o. Thanks, bubb.

Holy shit, that Maureen Ponderosa human cat thing just gets better and better.

There haven't been any Mac stories lately. It makes it seem like he has this secret life that's taking up most of his time.

Why doesn't Mac ever have a thing anymore?

I only have On-Demand, so I have to wait a few hours to watch the opening a dozen times… And will half a dozen do?

I only have On-Demand, so I have to wait a few hours to watch the opening a dozen times… And will half a dozen do?

*starting to clap*

It's Melville.

Ask the clerk to help you cheat. They'll oblige, more often than not.

I have no comment, but bike, motorbike, and horse could be categorized together. Just completing the hat-trick.