As much as I'd like to scan this thread for Simpsons quotes and upvote accordingly, I have a wrist I gotta go put some strain on.

We can say two things.

They use that Brüno Mars track in the local tv ad for the adult contemporary station. That was the assumed best dance jam of 2015? I must really not be missing out on much, staying indoors.

Resist the urge to be a dick back to Alex.

Wha happened?

If I ran a coffee shop I'd have special piss pastries for 75¢. Fuck you customer if you think I'd actually put urine in a mini croissant and sell it, they're for peeing customers only.

Harumph! True small batch meth manufacturers only use methylamine.

The game pieces have been replaced with emojis of their former selves.

This place turned into an ad for Credit Karma so gradually…

I got an "After Dark" notification for this?

aw i suck at disqus

MICHAEL RICHARDS IS INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord Tyrion buys the farm in the first five minutes of season 6.

The technology we have today. It would have taken Jack Nicholson a few hours to type all that.

Let's get the show started with the first item up for bids today on "The Price Is Right."

That is… a polite way to put it.

Who's the Susan Lucci of Oscars?

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A Vinyltine from HBO and nothing from you, AV Club? But I drive up your business by .000001% with my clicks and my foofaraw.