I'm skeptical. How good is Paul Rudd's Michael Caine impression?

At some point the Whitney Houston/Michael Bolton virtuoso pop star model became the standard and TV entered an era when everything resembled High School Musical. It's pretty much the same thing as what Bernie's talking about. When the corporate monster created Vanilla Ice, who was the one who ended up pissing themself…

29 minutes later…

#RememberThomasLogan

You saw it sitting there all idle and you took it. I'm proud of you.

That young woman isn't passed out on sleeping pills, she's drowning.

…not really.

Stop patriciding.

Watch out, I'm a volunteer deputy Amy Schumer's online attack dog.

I stole that bit. What am I saying? Everything of mine is stolen.

And you know what else? He has so many social media likes, he's up to his knees in free sub sandwiches.

Hi, I'm Ira Glass. KANYE IS A PIECE A PIECE OF SHIT WHO THREW RAPE SURVIVORS UNDER A BUS TO HYPE HIS NEW PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!

I do not get it, but your comment sounds exactly like something your avatar/username would say.

The internet: the TV show. Why not TV: the radio program? Or radio: the vaudeville revue? Or vaudeville: the public execution?

It's gonna be a haircut, all right?

Don't tell me. They used fake shit, right?

It was so much deeper than that.

The piece of shit car song isn't any funnier to me than it was in middle school. The cock and balls skit, however…

Yer goddam skippy, Colonel.

Who does Jerry Springer think he is?