You're telling me not any of those science people was an exhibitionistic maturbator?

Haven't seen, haven't read, posting anyway. Tradition!

This guy— this guy fucks.

I'm usually referencing weed when I make a goof like that. It may look intentional, but it is not.

♫Meow meow, gonna go out to the shop tonight
Gonna get some cat fo-o-od♫

Oh.

Bush 41 was in charge during the siege on Ruby Ridge and Clinton oversaw Waco. Jeb or Hillary, you can't lose.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Tavis Smiley (11 February 2016):

Let me have half of my upvote back.

"Tune in for the milestone one-hundredth presidential debate Wednesday evening at 9, here on PBS."

Having the presidential debates on at the same time as Workaholics and Idiotsitter is a plot designed to harsh my mellow.

*snorts massive line of cocaine, clenches fists* Doublejeans is the greatest punsmith since William Shakespeare!!

1986: "Get away from her you bitch!"
2016: "Big a-a-ass titties!"

"You're too old, fat man. Your tits are too big."

That makes me want to watch the 11 o'clock rebroadcast. Still going to watch Not Jon Stewart though.

Today in I'm a chortling moron news: Frank gives making it into into the toilet a good college try.

How Starfleet Got its Groove Back

Jane, 18, seems uncomfortable about her face, particularly the lack of cum on it.

I haven't seen it yet, for fear of more clues as to how long-dead this horse I'm beating is.