Yep. It was one of those jokes that I missed the first time. Something about that show dulls my wits, or that's what I think.

Oh, we're not acting out that— uh, okay. *stuffs papers in backpack, zips it up* I'll— uh, see you around… Uhh— yeah… okay, I'm leaving now.

"Okay, I'm on her YouTube history."
"Uh, she's watched Andy Samberg's 'Dick In A Box' 110 times."
"That makes sense. She's a comedy head, okay? 'Cause I'm, like, a funny dude."

I like that expression.

Correction: "comedian fool".

The Periodic Table.

In case A.V. Club doesn't end up pointing it out in an upcoming appreciation of Maurice and EW&F, they were in a pretty decent movie with Harvey Keitel in 1975 called That's the Way of the World. Keitel is a record producer who's trying to focus on his client and favorite band, but the bottom line-driven suits he…

But he just looks like a smelly person, with that rat face. He'd be perfect for a deodorant commercial.

When the youngling was saying that all he wanted was to take home the boots so he could wear them, I believed him. I suppose them auteur fellers did too.

Alice Cooper: Soundtrack, Scream

Mehnace II Society

They've never had a smoke alarm before. Heh.

"Your singing is incredible, but you need to show us your porno face."

What? American Daddy? Oh, I was scrolling too fast.

Go on…

Oh. I thought that was a hate upvote.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be…

Great isn't what I was trying for. Still, I was hoping you'd only be half as annoyed, or less.

Sorry. I don't think any of my gimmick account ideas are good, so I do this thing. I'll— I'll try to do it less.

Oh.