(cheers and applause)

Maybe someone could explain why people didn't like season 5. Is it for similar reasons why folks don't like Girls? Am I just a mope who's reluctant to dislike a prestige dramatic series?

*tires screeching*
♫Dern-ga dern-ga dernga doot'n doot a doo-ga♫
"Wa-hoo!!"

Clifford the gargantuan, blood-soaked nightmare monster dog.

Early on, she was set up to marry the cute sociopath of her dreams, but that all started to fall apart when her dad got beheaded and her brother started waging a war against the jerks who did the beheading. Then she was supposed to marry another guy, some poison came into play, she went into hiding with a creep who…

Heh heh, "Night Dick".

And the shitplay. Oh, the shitplay.

Aw shucks. Damn militant Python fandom.

What said copies? You didn't say anything about copies.

Ooh, too soon. I think there's still 3 or 4 years left until that's okay.

That's silly. The dream of the '90s is to not even have to use your AK.

If New York is so cool, why does it feel the need to remind itself constantly?

It's no North Haverbrook.

Take designer drugs, adorn oneself with fluorescent shit, and dance until it's time for breakfast.

Charlie Chaplin makes the list because he had a sizeable American audience and influenced countless American comedians, unlike Monty Python or Kids in the Hall. Way to uphold standards of online journalism, Vulture.

Her name is Whitney Cummings now.

*rimshot*

…with the kind of not-at-all menacing names we’d expect from the pair… Ilana “The Jewnami” Wexler…

Darwin's theory is disturbing, but reading stories from The Bible makes me feel better.

I don't remember seeing that trailer. That dude did not give me a chub. With his hunting humans and his Jackson Browne haircut.