The line is technically safe, so they can get away with it. It's just the way the ad seems targeted towards dudes sitting on the couch with one hand down their pants. Is that what they think of Coen brothers fans?

She should change her name to Starlet Johansson, amirite?!?!

Yeah, jeez. That My Cousin Vinny Marissa Tomei dealie. Audio porn, right in the middle of a PG show. It's wrong, it's wrong!

The tv ad for this movie is in heavy rotation. Scarlett Johansen's sex appeal is emphasized to the maxx, which seems pretty insulting. For plenty of folks, "new Coen brothers, this time it's a fun one" is enough to motivate them to go to the picture show and buy popcorn and stuff. But instead, every commercial break…

it's a book

{Edit} Well, to heck with it.

Has anyone seen The Wayans Brothers, season 4 episode 13, "The Son of Marlon"? One of the disembodied voices telling you when to laugh is me. "A-haw haw haw haw haw!!" Recognize me?

"You ain't bad."

"Do-o-on't co-o-ome arou-ou-ound he-e-ere no mo-o-o-re…"

Read This: @Disappointed Horse stares at headline for like 5 minutes.

Completely different scat each time, though.

"L-L-LIME OWN UH WA-A-A-AY-Y-Y-Y-Y…"

Hammertime forever.

Иди к черту, ya old bastid.

Not even E.L. James' mother confuses erotic Twilight fan-fiction with high art.

We're all not Chevy Chase. Except for Chevy Chase of course.

It's just Mase now. He had to sell the $.

Mr. F?

Sean Daddy Combs helped, apparently.

I can only wonder what dickish thing Alex would say to my "unlocked every cheat code in Goldeneye" story.