Ha, opinions.

Hey, you know where the Nintendo convention is? I got Burning Man rehearsal at the Tosh.0 Ampitheater, dude. It starts in 311 minutes!

That's the drawback. I like people, I just hate music is all. My ultimate revenge fantasy is kidnapping the CEO of Safeway Foods and forcing them to listen to "Welcome To My Life".

I think earphones make trips to the store immeasurably more tolerable.

He's gonna have to pep up a little if he's going to do a convincing rendition of "I Want to Fuck Myself".

Carly Fiorina declared that she is "great at composing songs" for her two dogs.

I want to watch, but I have no idea what the non-Lionel "Hello" sounds like and I'm keeping it that way.

Farting boner jetski corpse. if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Why is that male prostitute playing with kids' toys? There are just too many kinks out there to count.

♫There's a hole in the donut in the bit in the comedy routine on the bottom of the sea…♫

I can't keep track of who's being trolled here… This is a list of "best" best spoofs, right?

I HATE FISH DICKS!!!!

I AM NOT A SWISH, NOR A FISH!!!

My ultimate goal is to be like Abe Vigoda: live to 94, be eulogized as 'a good sport'.

Who are you?

No, we wouldn't want that.

If you're so funny
Then why are you commenting on the AV Club tonight?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you commenting on the AV Club tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you commenting on the AV Club tonight?
If you're so very good-looking
Why are you commenting on the AV Club tonight?

O-o-o-oh… Gee, surprising there's only one weekly "random GIF" thread on AVCAD.

Aw man, the guy was looking at regular porn, wandered into child porn, saved a bunch of stuff to his hard drive so he could turn it in to the police as evidence, and was never charged with any crime. The authorities and I prefer to believe he wasn't getting off to it.

Sometimes I only read 90% of the words. I see you said 'not' there… You can post a GIF here, right? You just upload it elsewhere or have a link, then html code in an image tag.