For Disqus uploads I mean. Or were you saying what to the other part?

5 MBs max, buddy. A lot of GIFs are clunky and could be reconfigured to take up way much less space, guy.

Now, someone talk him into thinking the Pythagorean Theorem is bullshit. I want to hear that dis track.

Now I know what to do to get back at that science teacher that made embarrassed me in class for thinking Australians wear suction cups on their feet so they don't fall off.

I kind of want to know what it's like to lose on Jeopardy because of that "Weird Al" song but I'm not telegenic. I'd really like to see how close to a passing score I could get on the general knowledge test, though.

Wait until Eddie Van Halen makes his appearance in Wayne's World 3, just you wait.

Nothing against Mr. O'Donoghue or Ms. Rue, but fuck them.

So? Gary Glitter wrote the score for Super Mario World.

Anachronistic, completely relatable. 9/10, would upvote again.

No, this is a joke theft thread.

So sweaters are out again? Who can keep up with all this?

Yep. I thought sweaters were supposed to be uncool, now they're cool? Kids these days, I don't get it.

Still stuck at step one. Coming up with 20 minutes of original stand-up material is TOUGH! How did Dennis Leary ever do it?

I still haven't figured out what Tiffany is supposed to be.

It's easy for me to criticize a Hugh Hefner or a Woody Allen, a guy with an accomplished career in the entertainment industry, which apparently was all a scheme to bed young women well into his 90s. So I will.

For one, they started having guests who were famous for writing books. Before that it was Jennifer Aniston, Goo Goo Dolls, Brendan Fraser, Goo Goo Dolls, etc. etc.

But he scrubbed his twitter feed.

Did anyone catch the "your month of zen" marathon? At the beginning of Jon Stewart's tenure, the audience was filled with fratboys, every single guest was an actor plugging their latest project, and Stewart was feeding into the hoopla over Bill Clinton's penis, complete with Monica Lewinsky fat jokes and Linda Tripp…

Sorry Panic! At the Disco— the only emo that's any good is Emo Phillips.

Sorry Michael Bolton— the best recording of "When a Man Loves a Woman" is the original Percy Sledge version.