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I thought there'd be some hint as to what's next. TV Club (Classic) reviews "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"? "The Cry of a Hungry Baby"? "The Series Has Landed"? "The Pants Tent"?

Haw-haw!

Done, but Jon Lovitz makes a cameo appearance or no deal.

Bookmarked. My mental faculties aren't together enough this early in the day to take in a music, but that does sound badass. Thanks, random person on the internet. I like your avatar/username by the way. With the two polar ends of the spectrum represented, kind of like the Marilyn Manson of film geekery. Sorry about…

At the end of the panel discussion, the libertarian lady was trying to explain how Red Bull can have an affect similar to cocaine. Weird to think that speech was pre-written, but that "proud clingers" bit is pretty catchy.

I did.

"There's nothing more infuriating to Spike Lee than nominating a movie called Brooklyn starring only white people. That's just rubbing it in."

I'm constantly betraying my pedestrian fandom. A quick glance at Wikipedia shows that he's been a lot less prolific as a musician over the past couple of decades. Maybe that's why music sucks these days.

When's Quincy Jones going to make another album? Why hasn't Tina Fey sold any pilots lately?

I hosted SNL once. The make-up lady nearly killed me and I ended up tearing off my eyebrows. Then on top of that, they made me do this tired old shtick where someone from the cast pretends to be a member of the audience during the opening monologue.

…Dano, a suicidal man stranded on an island, who talks constantly to his flatulent, decomposing friend about the value of life. (Also, he apparently rides him like a jet ski.)

Damn Brits! What the fuck is Big Brother‽

I don't blame you for not making the secondary account username hunter gathers after dark. What happens when you merge accounts, other than it being irreversible?

Ya fucker, that scared the shit outta me.

Eat bath salts.

We're really the orange juice and pot generation, when you think about it.

1. Drink some water before going to sleep. Matching drinks with a drink of water is also a good idea.
2. Greasy starchy food really takes the edge off. Get yourself some chimichangas or something of the sort.
3. Inadvisable, but some things obliterate a hangover, such as cocaine, methamphetamine, more booze, or LSD.

I actually have a vegetarian omelette circa 2006. It's technically edible!

My favorite nickname for E-4 was "special private". Good ole MRE scavenger hunts. I was a coffee packet hoarder myself.