More like big codpiece, eh?

Jim Henson's Legacy Co-opted to Sully David Bowie's

That was the coveted item back in my day. That and jambalaya. I loved MREs, but they can get tiresome pretty quick when you eat nothing but.

He didn't eat the Lucky Strikes? Pussy.

"Let me have your poppy seed pound cake."

Really young, I picked up some racist crap from I don't know where. My mama set me straight though.

Can't nobody kill the Dinkles! The Dinkles is my jam, my jelly, my peanut butter, and my peanuts.

I think he should make a followup to Piranha Part Two: The Spawning instead.

I was worried that thrift store shopping would become a trend, thankfully it didn't. I can still have the pre-owned pants and copies of EMF's Schubert Dip all to myself.

Uh he-yump.

I want to see a chronological cut of the BTTF trilogy, complete with a split-screen mode to accommodate alternate timelines. Could you please make it for me, GJI?

But it's so good.

This is the perfect post for a spambot to reply to.

Keep those skeletons in that closet Bob, we need you.

cage those carrier pigeons!

Big up to my homie Iron Eyes Cody, R.I.P.

Man, let's call it what it is. The only point to the Oscars is to give a boost to the film industry. It's an issue of economic exclusionism. I'm not saying it's right, but my white brain's natural response to the notion of enfranchised blacks is "oh no, they're gonna rape our daughters!"

Now I will impersonate Neil Young.

Ya got me. I was just speaking metaphorically.

I'm put off when I like new music, it's confusing and scary. And it makes me feel like a pedophile somehow. Damn this shit is good.