Whaa? I liked his beat poetry. The actor who played him is a poetry slam champion in real life… Hmm, def poetry, corny. Eh, I can see where you're coming from. Obviously, when Poet became a bad guy after season one, to me it continuously seemed like he was about to get snuffed.

Well, it's still fun to be up late.

FJ - Famous Brits - This famous author got a C in math in the third grade.

Thanks. I'd like to go full-synergy. The day someone calls me out on expressing enthusiasm for something, I'll know I've succeeded.

One annoying thing about Oz was that before killing off a character, they'd have that character act like a dick. "It's okay, this guy's not likable anymore, see?" Sort of the reverse of the Same of Thrones formula. "We're not here to make you grieve over any characters".

Lay off him, Stabler! He's 70!

Seinfeld at least tells mean jokes, so I'm not too worried about him.

Yes, that too.

That was a mega bummer of an episode. What's sadder than the most fulfilling moment in someone's life being part of a hallucination?

It still feels uncomfortable that my favorite comedian in all probability committed heinous acts. He was one of the only great comics who worked clean, and he breathed new life into the '50s-style family-values sitcom. If anything, this should be cathartic, and appropriate for NBC. Especially in the capable hands of…

My golly.

"I think we get it. You no get along, you do get along."

Adam drinking the bong water after the group had already been implicated for possession. My man.

The only good thing I was able to think of at the time was CKotR. "What a life." Such a sweet ending.

I couldn't find anything on Bowie possessing a Barney record. Where'dja get that?

Gee, that's right. I'm doing worse than Charlie. I try to be the biggest Debby Downer here, but you just bested me.

Girl's got a flow. Bump it in your Jeep type shit.

This is a masterpiece.

I, the Lord thy God, will bestow upon thee a great nation. Thou shalt now be called Abraham. But first, can I interest you in a free reading?

Aw man, it was the good only multi-camera sitcom…