*sigh* Close enough.

Iggy is also doing a collabo with Pauly Shore. Now, who wants to name it and steal all the upvotes?

Yeah, Bowie was into outsider art. I thought everybody knew that.

Remember Rex? He's back, in gimmick account form.

It ought to, shouldn't it? At the very least, people should know what the three branches of government are and what they do. Thinking Judge Judy is a supreme court justice is like thinking Big Bird is president.

That's exactly why they don't care. But contrary to popular belief, law does affect people's daily lives.

Some AV Clubbers are getting laid. They're called former AV Clubbers.

That was the look on my face last time I got laid. "Me of all people? Really? This is what I am doing right now? Fantastic."

Nah, but peeing on children seems kind of wrong. But I'm not a lawyer.

I think it's spelled "nutz". It's interchangeable probably.

Bitches is shit (besides) hoes and tricks.

-Dad, stop.
-No?
-Just stop.

This is foreboding. Just before O.J. got put away forever, he was heard talking mess about Phil Spector for being a murderer.

It's true. And in a few years, I'll be holding model airplanes together.

Holy shit, e-mail! It arrives in just seconds!

If you ever feel disrespected around here, tell me who did it, and I'll go ask them politely to stop it.

The Academy is going to start recruiting younger members again? That'll be a bummer for L.A.-area thrift shoppers when the steady stream of "For your consideration" DVDs and VHSs starts drying up.

That gaping wound in your soul - you saw a doctor about that, right?

Been seeing a few users improving their avatars. Makes me want to get my fetlocks done.

Hey, you got an avatar. I see it matches your username.