Get moving Biden! Our cultural legends are sitting ducks!

I hope he's in heaven getting his balls licked.

Of course this weird brand of comedy is going to catch on with the masses. Because the world wants me to hate it.

Where the hell is Netflix hiding Ellie Kemper? Let her go!

Didja notice Lionel Hutz waiting at the bus stop? This ep aired just a few weeks before Phil Hartman died.

KLAV KALASH!

Maybe after he has a few times hosting under his belt, he can do the walk-thru backstage monologue.

Now there's a real patron of the arts.

Oh Bobby Moynihan, you're incorrigible.

"So, as you may already know, I'm in the new Star Wars movie. (pause for applause) and— what's this? cast members are coming up on stage in full geek mode to pester me! Gee, that's wacky and spontaneous, isn't it folks?"

Needed more Bowie.

What'd Arthur Conan Doyle's fans do when he tried to end the Sherlock Holmes series? Didn't they make him feel like a jerk about it and pressure him into un-killing off Sherlock? It might work on Louie, probably not with Larry. It's not a bad ploy though, the "can we go to Mt. Splashmore?"

Odd Future Wolgang Pauli got 299 upvotes on the Simpsons quotes thread? Holy macaroni! There you go, even 300.

What to do now that all the kids have moved on to smack?

Yes, rap is better than R&B. Good for you, Mr. President.

I read Mr. Penn's article as I sat on the john, turds passing through my anus. As I reached for the toilet paper to clean my pucker I thought, "you know, a lot of the best actors are also excellent writers."

In terms of national security, I would hope the president has eyes on me doing the nasty.

They came to my town, but I had to pay rent that month.

Everywhere I look, everywhere I look, there's a heart, there's a heart, of somebody that needs me. Please make it stop.

I fucked up at picking lottery numbers and never got the chance to see The Book of Mormon. Apparently Matt, Trey and NBC don't wan't trailer trash like me to see it until 2021.