Racism is over, and the Bible clearly states that both Thomas Jefferson and Spider-Man were white.

Season six with no Jillian. That's cruel.

Nobody took their dick out.

—overheard on the Titannic

Already scraping the bottom of the barrel of '90s nostalgey, and it's only the middle of the decade.

Four seasons, huh? That plus three seasons of Venture Brothers I want to catch up on. Yep, I'm taking that third free trial.

Sitcoms can't get away with doing proper clip shows anymore. Two Broke Girls could pull it off maybe. Re-enacting a few past episodes by way of Frank's amnesia was an amusing gimmick is what I meant to say. I get carried away with the brevity too often.

I'm glad Black Mirror has as strong a following as it does, because I can't get anyone to watch it.

My friend watched that Adam Sandler movie on my Netflix account. So I went to his house and peed in his mailbox.

This was a pretty good clip show.

That'll be in part two, Just The Bizarre Parts, Plus Thriller, God Help Us

You're the only commenter here with any sense at all.

It can be two — euch.

Side 2 of Abbey Road? Fuck that shit, dude. Side 1 of Led Zeppelin's fourth album.

So, "Iron Man"?

You cheeky monkey.

But you can't even go on a man date with Ozzy.

No. An actor dressed as Mulder and an actress dressed as Scully discuss the latest The X-Files Files podcast with me, and then we all have sex on eachother.

Stay tuned for my web series on YouPorn, The X X-Files Files.

It's not easy. When you talk to the tv as often as I do, it'll seem like it's talking back once in a while.