Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Sometimes they make the final jeopardy about something I learned in grade school. It seems kind of patronizing, but then I remember that the people in the tv aren't talking directly to me.

The truth is still out there, amidst a sea of racist tweets and dick shots.

Ok, trade you for Lost.

Don't you mean Vince Gilligan's Island?

What? He can't be little John!
What? He can't be little John!
What? He can't be little John!
Okaaay!

Jest use that creepy backwards age-progression effect like what y'all did with Tron. *burp*

Pla-aya, pla-aya. Big dick playa! (Swingin' past ya' knees!) Big dick, baby!

Fair enough. What I was trying to get at was it seems like The Gang has done their "Chinese Restaurant" episode over and over. In any given season, one episode where nothing happens is par for the course.

Sure, they seem like a fine bunch of fellows.

Which Colombian actress did you have her confused with?

Is it true that if I drink milk I'll be able to grow a real mustache?

It mistakenly took the 23A bus, so it's running a little behind.

…………….and now Murdoch owns the rights to your idea.

That on top of being the only person who actually exists and having split-personality disorder. I can relate, I'm a talking horse.

Tonight on Bob's Burgers, the Green Bay Packers beat the Washington football team 35-18.

Where have all the cowboys gone, on Hulu? (D-doo doot, d-doo doot…)

Mmm, McConaug-hay.

"Excuse me, can I get some directions? Man, I'll show you a trick." What trick did he show Marlon Wayans? That part made no sense.

That's why they changed their name to SyFy. Same reason The Learning Channel changed to TLC, or Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC.