Why did the 90's not get an illustration? Are we just expected to go look up YouTube videos of Lisa Loeb and mentally place them in the article?

 Moleman voice: I voted for Peaky Blinders. (No one else did).

I discovered a feature that lets you skip the entire thing.

Pick 6 kittens and we’ll tell you if you should vandalize the Friends building with spray paint or permanent marker!

What kind of upside down world do you live in if Jeopardy is first? I have lived in multiple states, on both coasts, and in the north and the south. The wheel is first and Jeopardy is second. 

1) this is middle school, not college

Macallan plans to respond with its own limited blend, simply named Tammy. 

Also red flag that she’s snooping in the first place. Dump her ass.

I have it on good authority that the prequel will involve Jake’s exploits as he navigates internal affairs and HR, filling out applications, undergoing requisite eye and hearing exams, and submitting to several rounds of questions designed to examine his core competencies.

For normal use? No

I’ve never paired with honey roasted peanuts. I always pair with roasted salted peanuts, and I think this combination tastes like a Payday. 

Lion mauling is too cool a death for an idiot. Smear her with dog food and drop her in a pen of hungry pigs.

The question is missing “chief”, but I usually just say “sir” (or “ser” if you have no pages).

poop is funny!

“It’s corny, dated, and deeply problematic in many ways”

HA!  Conservatives will be sitting at home with a nice Merlot, watching a bunch of libs with nothing constructive to do make some form of a riot, and only hope the machine guns come out.

Easier method:

Actually, Amazon has a button at checkout so you can request that your item is packed in a generic box.

This is a pretty disingenuous description of how the whole Diaz/Richt situation played out. Diaz took the job at Temple yes, but literally no one saw the quick exit by Richt coming. After Diaz left, Miami demanded that Richt relieve his son of his duties as quarterback coach, which was 100% justified as he absolutely…