They should be shut down for serving fucking pickle pizza!!  

It’s the perfect scenario! You tune in right at the final Wheel puzzle and then right on to Jeopardy. Also I could not deal with a 3:30 Jeopardy...that’s insanity! 7pm Wheel, 7:30 Jeopardy and then sit down to dinner and Prime Time.

Perhaps a retroactive lion mauling....

AND if window seat person falls asleep with window still blindingly open, you’re within your rights to reach over them and close it.

Before living somewhere I was allowed to have a grill I frequently smoked up my house cooking steaks on the stove; but now I’ve found the side burner on my grill paired with a cast iron pan is my favorite way to cook a steak and not worry about the smoke.

Fuck no

Yep, same here.  Did it that way for the last 3 releases.

Why aren’t these retro consoles including wireless controllers out of the box? Or at least having them as separate but official accessories?  

You may not be a fan of mass produced light beers in general, which is fine, but Keystone is actually the exact same beer as Coors Light. They’re brewed in the same tank. Coors is pulled from the top and Keystone is pulled from the bottom (closer to the yeast), giving it a slightly different flavor.

Agree with the BWW conclusion, but if you’re ever down South do yourself a favor and grab some Publix breaded spicy wings.

Frozen Twix is delicious! They’re thin enough that you get a satisfying snap that you don’t have to gnaw thru. Snickers is also great, but I always prefer to slice them into sections before freezing, as a totally frozen whole snickers is about as easy to eat as a brick.

When you play hundreds of games a season that don’t matter, why should anyone care?

3 button or 6, why the HELL don’t the come wireless!?!?

Hooters THE place to go after little league/soccer/Pop Warner games!

Not the point of this exercise but many of these can be cooked to full doneness in the microwave and then finished off in the oven for some browning or crispiness. 

Bugs you say? Any experience with Florida love bugs? Will WD-40 do the trick?

The “now” setting is likely a framing device with the prequel portions being flashbacks.

I’ve literally seen these people stop in the middle of the road, hold up traffic, and get out of their car to take a picture of a palm tree.

Elvis Costello and Beasties

That stare wasn’t for the laugh it was for the fart in the elevator.  But seriously, lighten up Karen.