I’ve had mail I wrote “return to sender” or “not at this address” re-delivered a week or two later...not a similar letter, the same one with my handwriting on it!

Have tried, can confirm this to be deliciously true

Star for “Guy Fieried” 

That’s not how the first amendment works.

There’s no way Amazon can match the absolute insanity of the original....might have to start my rewatch this very evening.

With truly low moments like a disco dancing Toby Maguire I don’t see how you can call out that crane sequence....I’m sorry, that scene gets me dusty every time.

Back when Lou Holtz was still coach, South Carolina played a wide receiver who was a 39-year old father of 6

To be fair, Fred Durst did that first

Most people still use cash

First matchup in this new system: Alabama vs. Collegey McCollegeface

Probably cuz you’re 5'9"

I don’t even order steaks anymore when I go out. Mine are almost always better

These people are literally the worst

Because of South Park I only use the word “fag” in reference to obnoxious motorcycle douches.

If this jackass commenting system didn’t delete my Jurassic Park pic you woulda caught the sarcasm.

But we know for a fact that dinosaur eggs were white??

This was in L.A., no?  Seems like a perfectly normal L.A. thing; i.e. weird AF!

Actually it was about 20 agents and 2 years of investigation...but into Tallahassee politics in general, not Gillum specifically.

Got pulled over once on the highway...cop was doing 65 in a 70 in the left lane and holding up traffic. Once he moved over I passed him making sure I was not over 70 and he lit me up. He said that by passing him I was, no lie,  making him look bad.  Got off with a warning but kinda wished I coulda taken that one to…

Grimace is the hero we all need.