I’ve had mail I wrote “return to sender” or “not at this address” re-delivered a week or two later...not a similar letter, the same one with my handwriting on it!

Have tried, can confirm this to be deliciously true

Star for “Guy Fieried” 

That’s not how the first amendment works.

Back when Lou Holtz was still coach, South Carolina played a wide receiver who was a 39-year old father of 6

To be fair, Fred Durst did that first

Most people still use cash

First matchup in this new system: Alabama vs. Collegey McCollegeface

Probably cuz you’re 5'9"

I don’t even order steaks anymore when I go out. Mine are almost always better

These people are literally the worst

Because of South Park I only use the word “fag” in reference to obnoxious motorcycle douches.

This was in L.A., no?  Seems like a perfectly normal L.A. thing; i.e. weird AF!

Actually it was about 20 agents and 2 years of investigation...but into Tallahassee politics in general, not Gillum specifically.

Got pulled over once on the highway...cop was doing 65 in a 70 in the left lane and holding up traffic. Once he moved over I passed him making sure I was not over 70 and he lit me up. He said that by passing him I was, no lie,  making him look bad.  Got off with a warning but kinda wished I coulda taken that one to…

Side burner will actually make an awesome steak. Crank it up, throw on the cast iron pan, sear your steak til it has a nice hard crust, toss in some butter and herbs and baste it til it’s done. Before I owned a grill this was how I had to cook steaks on the stove, but with the side burner it can be done outdoors and…

Well that is another OS, but yes

I said other OS’s not ALL other OS’s

You can however install a launcher on other operating systems that easily allows you to remove all labels from apps or folders without having to “trick” the OS.

Unfortunately something labeled “President’s Choice” isn’t exactly a popular option in the States these days.