Not cool Thibs. Black face is never okay. Even if you’re using a real face.

“Kneel, my son.”

Yeah, at 33 Jesus spent a lot of time just hanging out too.

Now’s as good a time as any to post my favorite Troy Polamalu highlight:

Sounds like he has a good Head on his Shoulders.

Polamalu said that he decided to retire after hearing the wise words of John. It’s good to see that Mr. Clayton is still a respected voice in the NFL.

“Ask the Rhode Island taxpayers...not pleasurable, but inconsistent”

Men are peeing against walls in the concourse.

I feel like this is some weird fan fiction existing somewhere in the depths of the internet.

We will pay $100 for a photo with both piss cups and Clark the Cub in frame. tips@deadspin.com

We’re going to need a bigger tarp.

This discussion is happening right now in the MSN and Yahoo comment sections. Also a lot of “double standards” and “Al Sharpton” discussions.

It’s a trap zone defense

What a waste of coke.

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

I haven't seen this many upset Kentuckians since their state Board of Education ruled you couldn't buy your GED with possum skins

Morons are gonna make a huge shit storm about the shot clock. There are three reasons why they shouldn’t:

We are all Wisconsin.