In third place...

“Amateur”

+1 “pizza” with “extra pepperoni”

I’d make it a $1M check to be safe, since Kanter is a Gulenist

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561?lang=en

Baylor specifically is married to She Was Asking For It

If you’re just looking for someone do it with and you have no expectations - definitely!

I’m 28 and going through the same. I swear Tinder is 69% spam now.

I wouldn’t say women have it easy, but it can be tough because dicks are abundant and (many are) low value

I haven’t, but you’ve given me a great idea

What? I’ve only played Bocce with a drink in my hand!

And his ties to BIG YOGURT

I’m too young to remember him. I do remember anouther Lou-ah-vulle player on the Packers - Brian Brohm. Holy shit that was bad, even for a backup!

He’s more of a wank than wonk.

Same. It’s now a source of pride for me!

Not after I open a Culver’s across the street from Lacy’s new place!

Jared Kushner has a degree from Harvard. Having a degree from a “smart” school means nothing if you’re an idiot.

I think we can forgive the only DS commenter left that is consistently funny. You comment like it’s the golden age of commenting on DS again.

fuck me daddy

Still less terrifying than the Pelicans’ Baby Cakes