Fox’s all-video strategy is dumb. First, many of us can’t or won’t watch video at work but we will happily goof off reading written content. Watching video on phones in public also sucks if you’re like me and never have your headphones handy. Sidelining quality writers (some of whom can do video, some of whom can’t)…

It would be great if he’s been just been plugging away all these years yearning for a platform to still break news and write columns, but also make dick jokes and ranked lists of candy bars, or whatever.

One time, in a misguided attempt to lash out at the general shittiness of FOX Sports, I tweeted something nasty at Ken Rosenthal. He immediately clapped back and thoroughly owned me.

How thin you ask? They so thin that when they get a buckeye sticker they look like a philips screw.

I look forward to Horowitz blessing HGTV with new argueshows like “Shiplap Upside Your Head” and “Unintelligent Design”

excuse you

Goddamn it Emma. Every. Post. You use the wrong word. At this point I feel like you’re personally trying to get a rise out of me.

I hear and support you, and up the ante by nominating the Patriots and a significant percentage of their fans.

We should totally send the Yankees there to help! Maybe the Red Sox too just for good measure. 

Can somebody please give Mike Pence a mirror?

The Los Angeles Clippers of Anaheim?

Becoming? It is already woke not to say woke.

“Woke” is becoming an annoying buzzword IMO, but this is woke AF.

The 3 most important words in this piece: “completely privately funded”.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Let’s see a line item of their expenses. How many hundreds of friends and family of the staff and how many boosters went for free? How many expenses get tacked on that would normally be paid for by the school?

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

Reds don’t need jerseys to honor the Bengals. All they have to do is go out and commit various felonies.

August 25-27, “Players Weekend,”

A thing I learned while compiling this: The San Diego Chicken is not and has never been the Padres’ mascot.

I...can totally see that about western Europe.