Yeah, Goodell doesn't have any tattoos, right?

As a ginger, I'd like to remind that it shouldn't matter to anyone because souls don't exist. Soul Music and Soul Food on the other hand, are real and awesome.

Not bad for the head of a non-profit.

Once her crying stops make sure you hint at an evening of anal sex

Hi, Peter King!

$35 million...or roughly $17.5 million for every game Ray Rice was suspended.

*Update:* Sorry, I mean $5.2 Million per game Ray Rice was suspended.
*Update:* Sorry, I meant $35 per season Ray Rice was....Wait, did I say Ray Rice? I mean, look at this fantastic domestic abuse policy! You can't put a price tag on that!

How much is that in souls?

Commenters are like cigarettes, burn them all

I already feel my lifespan shrinking five years due to the secondhand Kinja.

Leave Bernie Kosar out of this.

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

FOH?

Front of Horse?

And if you've ever been to Hammond you'll know that being ruthlessly shoved on a basketball court is probably the best thing that could happen to you. What a terrible, terrible place that is.

A better idea than Penn State's touching tribute for Joe Paterno.

In 1969, Charlie Scott lost the ACC player of the year award to John Roche (white) of South Carolina. Further, five writers left Scott off their all-ACC ballots entirely. Smith went after them directly, saying the choice was borne of bigotry (or ignorance, but we know what was really the case.)

In a touching tribute to the former coach, North Carolina players will be awarded an 83 on any tests they take between now and the end of the season.

Peter King: God, did you hear about Robin Williams?

It's amazing what Philly has been able to do with the all the hot water no longer reserved for Andy Reid.