I don't which sounds more ominous...Rovellian or Orwellian

I always assume Gronk is having the most fun out of any human on this earth. What happened? Did his dog die?

I've heard the Grammar Police are more likely to pull over Hayes than his teammates

Wait, Jets fans have hope? I thought it was lost at least a year ago.

I lived in Valpo for about a year and I'm kind of familiar with that area. Gary has the reputation of being, well Gary, but the cities around it aren't that great either.

Hey, that Dallas team is pretty damn good! Next year they-

Hey, at least you aren't "SUCK IT HATERZZZZZZZZZZZZ YOU HATE US YOU BECAUSE YOU AIN'T US!!!!!!! NO ONE DENIES THIS!" type crap that your fanbase is spouting in threads like this one.

That's what I've been thinking too. Still new to the apartment world and I got lonely the year I rented a 1-bed place (but having a garage in winter was great!)

He's doing research. HOOKER POOP STORIES.

I'm looking to move in a month or two. Should I live by myself or find someone or sublet?

Right in the middle. I'm pretty sure the land of God, guns, grits, and gravy (all at the same time!) goes allllll the way up to Indiana and Ohio.

Wanking motion thread? I'm new to this Jezebel thing and screw it WANKING MOTION GIF THREAD

Actually, the contract was forged with pure neutroneum. FNC is so screwed now.

+no one denies this

And fat guy touchdowns. Mostly fat guy touchdowns.

+1 acre of forehead

/adds smirktastic to vocabulary

College and the NFL have an advantage: the play takes only a few seconds and there's a lot more dead time because, for example, your brain is processing the last play, so the time can flow by quite quickly (except for Monday's game because holy shit that game took forever). In baseball, the mind could get numbed…

Attacking this gay with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

It helps that the NCAA doesn't - as far as I know - do anything as far as the FBS goes - that's up to the bowl games and/or a committee. The bowl games are much, much older than the NCAA football playoffs - which date back to the early 1970s-ish.