NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Someone has never drove that stretch of I-94 because this shit happens at once a year in that approximate area.

I think a lot of us were introduced to him when Drew mentioned him in one of his columns.

If you're against Clark the Cub, you are for the Cardinals.

+2 hands up

No, I don't think DS has done a post on Peter King today. I think. Maybe.

Did Donald Sterling poop on his own balls? I THINK NOT.

+1 second in the pocket (before getting sacked)

There is only one true candidate for the DSHoF

MST3k on a continuous loop until the world ends. Preferably including The Giant Spider Invasion

Well, Indiana is basically the South. Well, without the Southern weather or charm or well, anything that's good about the south.

Oh that Lance Stephenson one is amazing.

Also, when do we start talking about how good the SEC West is?

Fat guy touchdowns make me so happy

Verily, TMQ doth need not such awards. The football gods smiled upon the fact that TMQ knows that your columnist is among the writing greats.

Still better than the old "Ask Holtz" which always suggested "Pathhh thhh ballthhh"

That McCain-Palin Campaign was a glorious mess. No wonder they lost as many states as they did. Fun times.

It's a good thing this isn't 2009, otherwise the printout of Deadspin would have so much athlete dong

Probably when Nightmare Ant gets in

My family was NOT systematically smothered to death on Christmas eve, by a gang of Christmas sweater-laden marauders, and I completely agree with Diana. I thought it embarrassing when these crimes against fashion were stylish. Nope!