Still better than Cubs fans

+40oz

Who farts the most at the desk?

+LT4

Is that you Gregggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Easterbrook?

I used to kind of hate this guy until this moment. Then it happened. Now all I think is "troll on, you magnificent bastard"

I've heard that people have been bitching "REMEMBER WHEN DEADSPIN WAS ABOUT SPORTS??????" Me, I remember when Deadspin was about Athlete Dong, bad puns and obscure jokes. Those were the days.

"Last night in town...DTF?"

Knowing Chicago (not really that well) he died after a night of drinking at Wrigleyville from getting hit by a speeding car

Yes, because everyone in the FBS will be one of the 256 drafted out of ~10k athletes. CLEARLY.

New here?

"Only 194 pitches?" - Dusty Baker

http://deadspin.com/5870809/2011-d…

why is this a post?

I'm more surprised a Minnesota QB was able to hit his target

FACT: Johhny Manziel always wonders where they eat or sleep, or other science facts.

Large lecture hall at UW-Madison? WEIRD! Maybe.

heh, heh, "double fistin'"