Jay Sanin gave a look at what this dystopia would look like

+140 pitches

Why am I not surprised Darren Rovell put his twitter handle in his email signature?

Related: I liked how"Ponzo says he had too much schoolwork to take on any moving job" came before "The Sigma Chis prided themselves on being a jocky frat."

Well, Wes hates yogurt. Even with strawberries.

Somehow this hat is less silly than his helmet

It hasn't been a Goodyear for bad tire puns

I love the crowd shots - that how even back in 1919, fans would go crazy on camera

ATL Death Hawks >> The new logo

How about some Clam Chowdah?

DAMN

Oh, it's fabulous, but it smells bad.

Hey, at least I have a home!

I'd thought you had an argument about cereal.

No arguments here. It's always interesting to see what's actually going thru the mind of a classmate.

3/10. Needs work.

0/10. Try harder.

This dude is going to the bank laughing.

Weather reporter? How about weather puncher?

HOW ELITE IS STERLING'S NOWNESS?