The only explanation is that ESPN is legally required to talk about the Lakers once a day.

Don't blink. Don't even blink.

Do we all have to pin this on the unions?

(nods)

Brits say different things than Americans? WEIRD! It's like we're two different countries or something.

/nods head

It's been pretty constant at about ~63% and has been going up since 1997. Also, the number of Latino players are increasing

"I probably shouldn't eaten Taco Bell before the broadcast"

He makes SI money. WHAT A COUNTRY.

What if PK made the mistake on a neutral field in Wichita? WEIRD! Do something, Congress. I think.

Summary of bitchy Pats fans in the comments:

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Okay. DEADSPIN IS SOOO BIASED TOWARDS NEW YORK!!!1111ONE

It did, back in the days of the Comment Ninja (who, somedays, I wish still was around)

I think the "jizz" is supposed to be spit from punches, but the illustrator got...creative.

BUT IS HE ELITE?

Just watched the video. It hurt. It really hurt.

Wait, fan bases have sects they don't like? WEIRD!